Do you want the latest news on “YOUR GIRLFRIEND
IN A COMA”? Here they are:
- The governor of Veneto does not want the
weather forecast broadcasted in his region, because it’s damaging tourism...
- “Mubarak's niece” is screaming in the street in
front of the tribunal: she wants to be heard by the court, she admits she
had been lying and now she promises to tell the truth.
- After an investigation it was discovered that
Italian oil companies had made an agreement to keep the highest price at the
pump: motorists are planning a class action.
Meanwhile, Italians do not buy cars nor houses...I
wander why!
-In ten days it will begin voting for the
election of the italian President: all against all! London’s bookmakers are
opening the bets.
- Here is our political situation in short:
In Italy we have three contenders and each of
them holds about a third of the votes-
1- Party “A” is willing to agree with anyone as
long as its leader (Berlusconi) is given the presidency. With that he would be
automatically pardoned and would avoid jail.
2 - Party “B” does not agree with party A because
it says that they are all unpresentable thieves, but it’s open to
agreeing with party C (although with some reservations)
3 - party “C” doesn’t agree with anybody because
they are all assholes. Party “C” feels so superior that doesn’t talk to
reporters because they are all idiots. Its leader, Grillo feels so full of
himself that in case of new elections he "wants 100% of the votes."
they all talk the talk but nobody can walk the
walk
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